A
blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in
his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate
to tip the dealer.
The
player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the
dealers fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the
dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so why should
I tip him?"The dealer said, "When you eat out
do you tip the waiter?""Yes.""Well
then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you
should tip me."
"OK,
but, the waiter gives me what I ask for...I'll take an
eight."
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